And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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