Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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