then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm at about main and main street
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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