I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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