Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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