Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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