the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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