I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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