It's like God shit irony all over that family
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
