oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.