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I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.

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Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.

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(773): I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend. (1-773): Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you. http://tfl.nu/z52z

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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"

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(602): and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time" http://tfl.nu/r7we

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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine

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Oh and I threw up on myself...

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(303): Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine (303): Oh and I threw up on myself... http://tfl.nu/hxn5

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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.

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(914): i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday. http://tfl.nu/f71h

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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.

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(804): Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009. http://tfl.nu/yk6t

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(917): View more from New York City

im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer

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(917): im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer http://tfl.nu/s04i

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself

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(570): Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself http://tfl.nu/yahv

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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed

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(210): BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed http://tfl.nu/opf8

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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?

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(405): All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask? http://tfl.nu/wsyz

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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.

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I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...

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(312): I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today. (773): I'm not sure which feat is more impressive... http://tfl.nu/ga4t

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I wish there were birth control emojis

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(918): I wish there were birth control emojis http://tfl.nu/p00p

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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.

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(413): I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket. http://tfl.nu/1du9

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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.

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(609): I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack. http://tfl.nu/ai2z

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Of course I have a pirate flag

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(630): Of course I have a pirate flag http://tfl.nu/t3eo

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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.

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(570): If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too. http://tfl.nu/6z8l

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