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• (512): View more from Texas

  Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!

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  well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...

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• (718): View more from New York

  knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.

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• (631): View more from New York

  only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.

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• (716): View more from New York

  We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.

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