No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.