they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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