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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur

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  Nice use of current day folklore

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You are an asshole

  (574): View more from Indiana

  haha sleeping beauty awakes.

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  Where did you find this costume?

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?

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• (347): View more from New York

  it's been a while because I don't count the hooker

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is

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• (607): View more from New York

  U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.

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