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• (650): View more from California

  oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'

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• (661): View more from California

  Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.

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• (805): View more from California

  She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises

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• (805): View more from California

  his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere

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  no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Trying to grind with crutches was not a success

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.

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• (716): View more from New York

  After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.

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