Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(425): View more from Washington

If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab

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(517): View more from Michigan

let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging

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(613): View more from Ontario

i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer

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(515): View more from Iowa

You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later

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