The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
did i walk over a car last night?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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