u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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