I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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