Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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