Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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