She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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