Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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