Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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