I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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