There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We are all done wearing pants today
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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