so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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