So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
