She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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