when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize