I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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