Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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