Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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