people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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