I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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