Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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