Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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