oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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