Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I AM VODKA MAN
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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