A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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