i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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