You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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