rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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