birth control should be required to get into college
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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