Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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