Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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