he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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