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i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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