Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I could fuck to npr.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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