i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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