Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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