Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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