I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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