she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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