I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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