I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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