hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
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my sisters under your porch take her home
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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