Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
People in love make me want to vomit
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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