im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
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I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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