The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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