Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize