so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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